discovered nudist discovers the timer driven outdoor lights didn’t go on because I ‘d forgotten to reset it.
Hmm, timer is outside in front of the house in a surburban neighborhood, no fences everywhere and I live in a cul de sac. Hmmmmmmm, fast look, no one around…hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…neighbors right next to me are gone, neighbors across the way live in their back yard, and the other neighbors we don’t talk to…heck with it. It is right outside the door, NO ONE is around I Will only step outside real fast, alter the timer and no harm done right? Right.
Open door, step though, close door because interior lights are on and I don’t want to supply a detailed shadow to my clueless(about my lifestyle anyhow) neighbors. Fix timer, lights will pop on in 5 min. Brilliant. Open the door…jiggle handle…jiggle handle furiously…invent swear words while feelings of overexposure place in.
Immediately look around while trying to remember if we actually purchased the spare key and had the presence of mind to place in outside somewhere for similar, but clothed emergencies. NOPE! Still on http://modestperson.com . http://nudistsmovies.com . Quick mental review of open doors…back door, open…no fence surban setting, (did I mention I resided on the corner of the cul-de-sac?) to far to walk, garage car door shut but for some reason, walk thru is cracked open.
The garage door is open. Excellent. I will only quicly walk over that way and AS I TURN AROUND, my next door neighbors drive right up in the van AND my neighbors across the way who live in their back yard walk by on the pavement with their dog.
“Um….hi?” said while doing my best run while not running into the open garage.
Nobility isn’t a birthright, it’s defined by one’s activities.